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OPERATOR: Thank you for calling Pizza Pondok Attap!

Customer : Haloo!! can i order....

Operator : Can i have your multi purpose cad number fist, sir?

Customer : Is's ah...hold on.. 6748569998-75-672890

Operator :OK..you're .. Mr Satawan SIngh and you're calling from 21 Jalan Kayu
ular. Your home number is 46748345,your office 90569485 and your mobile number is 07529945646.Which number are you calling from?

Customer: HOMe!! how did you get all my house number?

Operator : We are connected to the system sir..

Customer : May i order your seafood pizza....

Operator : That;s not a good idea sir

Customer : How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high cholesterol level sir.

Customer : What?... What do u recommand then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Low Fun Pizaa,You'll like it.

Customer : HOw do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book entitled " Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week sir.

Curtomer : Ok i give up...give me the three family-size ones then, how much will it cost?

Operator : That should be enough for your family of eight sir. The total is RM75.99

Customer : Can i pay by credit card?

Operator : I'am afraid you have to pay us by cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank RM2755.60 since Last November. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.

Customer : I guess i have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can't sir! Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrwal today.

Customer : Nevermind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes, sir but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle....

Customer : what????

Operator : According to the details in the system, you own a scooter registration number EX6767....

Customer : **&*&^&^%$$@#!#$%.....

Operator : Better watch your language sir. Remember on the 10th June 1988 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...

Customer : (speechless)

Operator : Is there anything else, Sir

Customer : Nothing...by the way...aren't you giving me the three free bottles of cola as adveritsed?

Operator : We normally would, sir, But BASED ON OUr RECORDS YOU'RE ALSO DIABETIC...........